Negative Nat vs Positive Pat Round 1

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Negative Nat vs Positive Pat Round 1


I'm the biggest Hurricanes fan in the world ,but I'm not blind to the facts.Our offensive line sucks monkey balls.We have Fox the under weight.Franklin the underachieve.Aj Trump under center.Figueroa the UN-prepare. Pipho ,after 4 year of sitting on the bench under ground.With little to no depth on the line and if Horn has to play a down at center we're doom. For the pass three year UM offense has gone down in ranking every year .I call them ( the offense line) the pretty boys not the big ugly.

Jacory has very little time to look down field and no rushing lanes for the running backs are a common theme on Saturdays and(Thursdays).Not Fox, not Franklin etc. etc. could have start at UM in there hay-day. NO guts ,no glory pretty boys!Why is Washington not in the starting line up. Randy need to stop playing favorite ,he knows Pipho is a turnstile at right tackle.When in hell is Fox and Franklin gone to started playing like ALL -American. Tell this to the Unit,(offensive Lineman ) your here to open up holes and protect my hero Jacory with your life.No excuse.

Sincerely your Negative Nat.
PS: GO HARD ARE GO HOME.....



Once again your over reacting as if you on your period, sitting in your lazy boy with a bucket of bon bons.Fox is one of college football top left tackle.Franklin is over looked and Pipho played in games last season.I like Washington and he will play sometime this year .I found this on Rival (Last season, Miami's attack ranked 89th in the nation (326 ypg). The rushing game finished 78th (129.2 ypg), the passing attack 77th (196.8 ypg). In 2007, the offense was even worse, ranking 110th (315.1 ypg) in the country.)

No it's not pretty ,but Whipple will bring this offense back from the dead.The Offense line shown a lot of promise this summer,and if they can operate as a UNIT I see big things popping in 09.And just because your belly is shape like a global it doesn't mean your the biggest Canes Fan in the World.

Thanks Positive Pat



Rebut:

Pat
Hey dude stated the facts.

Nat
Your funny .Finishing 78th in the rushing game fact or not still suck. By the way ,Shannon wants to know if you can wash his car late on. xoxoxo